Shawn saved my life just now. Well that was interesting. An apple core got stuck in my windpipe and I definitely couldn’t breathe at all. Shawn didn’t know what to do so he just slammed me in the back open handed--suddenly the world slowed to watch the once lodged nucleus of the fruit to tempt Eve, falter Adam and cause the downfall of the human race, blow from my mouth and tumble to the ground in slobbery defeat to take my life…I have no doubts the core I choked on was in fact a direct descendant of that very instrument of darkness in the garden…yes, evil was unleashed this day but luckily a brother of light was there to deny the death assignment of a hardcore end. (cue banjo)
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